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STREAMING · PEACOCKOut in Theaters: TRACKS
One thing is for certain: you won't find more camel drool in any other movie to come out this year. And even though the…
STREAMING · NETFLIXOut in Theaters: THE EQUALIZER
But Fuqua never squanders his greatest asset, Denzel, showing that he knows how to milk every last drop out of his magnetic star power.…
STREAMING · PRIME VIDEOOut in Theaters: HECTOR AND THE SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS
Because in the end, a perceived culture of racism doesn't really have much bearing on the overall quality of the film. What really takes…
STREAMING · HULUOut in Theaters: THE BOXTROLLS
But that's because this time around, Laika has moved the focus onto the characters, who look better realized than ever before. They're much less…
STREAMING · HBO MAXOut in Theaters: TUSK
As effective as any high dosage caffeine pill, Tusk is a wildly original, tonally inconsistent, totally appalling smorgasbord of nightmare fuel that won't soon…
STREAMING · SHUDDEROut in Theaters: THE GUEST
When all is said and done, The Guest is 30-caliber entertainment, mainlining laughs, thrills, and excitement like a junkie on a bender. A step…
STREAMING · PEACOCKOut in Theaters: HONEYMOON
Perhaps that's her intent after all, to show us something beautiful only to take it away, leaving tatters and fragments of what it meant…
STREAMING · PARAMOUNT+Out in Theaters: THE NOVEMBER MAN
The question remains: will this be a success with audiences? All evidence points to a resounding meh but quite honestly, the meh-ness of The…
STREAMING · PRIME VIDEOOut in Theaters: SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR
For my barrage of complaints, it wouldn't be fair to say that I hated Sin City: A Dame to Kill For because I quite…
STREAMING · THE ROKU CHANNELOut in Theaters: THE GIVER
As Bridges gives a quietly devastating performance as the eponymous character, The Giver tip-toes to the finish as an occasionally whopping crowd-pleaser. Noyce's is…
STREAMING · PARAMOUNT+Out in Theaters: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
As TMNT rips to a rather forecasted conclusion, it's quite clear that Liebesman's goal has been accomplished. His film is a puckering cherry bomb.…
STREAMING · DISNEY+Out in Theaters: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
For once, you won't demand "But where are the other guys?!" Gunn's triumph is happy to exist in its own little universe and for…
STREAMING · THE ROKU CHANNELOut in Theaters: HERCULES
Hercules is the movie equivalent of having a pube stuck in your throat, you just want to cough it up and be free of…
STREAMING · KANOPYOut in Theaters: A MOST WANTED MAN
NOTE: I've tried to write something about this movie but I just can't do it. It's too dull to summon the energy to write…
STREAMING · NETFLIXOut in Theaters: SEX TAPE
In a world filled with sex tapes, there’s not a lot of room for originality. Sex Tape shows the consequences that come up when…
STREAMING · PRIME VIDEOOut in Theaters: THE PURGE: ANARCHY
Since the events of the first film have virtually no bearing on anything that comes to fruition in this second installment, don't let unfamiliarity…
STREAMING · HULUOut in Theaters: DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
It's that impossibly rare blockbuster that shimmers with intelligence and has the FX razzle-dazzle to leave you dazed and amused, grinning from ear-to-ear and…
STREAMING · PEACOCKOut in Theaters: BEGIN AGAIN
With music and New York serving as backdrops, Begin Again is touching, funny and lively enough to merit a taste. Imaginative and different, it…
STREAMING · PARAMOUNT+Out in Theaters: TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
At the end of the night, you wonder how you ever expected anything more. History repeats itself and so does Transformers, ad nauseam. One…
STREAMING · HBO MAXOut in Theaters: THE ROVER
Like Rey, The Rover is simple without being simplistic, wandering without being directionless, and solitary without being one-note. And maybe most importantly, it's a…
STREAMING · KANOPYOut in Theaters: SNOWPIERCER
This all comes to a head when you really stop to dissect the many parts and pieces of Snowpiercer but - much like the…
STREAMING · NETFLIXOut in Theaters: 22 JUMP STREET
With their tongues planted deeply in cheek, Lord and Miller bring the same slapstick routine that defined The Lego Movie to this more adult…
STREAMING · PARAMOUNT+Out in Theaters: EDGE OF TOMORROW
With a screenplay that might have turned into the brainchild of sub-committee (Christopher McQuarrie, Jez Butterworth and John-Henry Butterworth are all credited screenwriters), it's…
STREAMING · DISNEY+Out in Theaters: MALEFICENT
In a movie where every single character is a moron and everything feels like a chew toy, there is nothing of worth to be…
