Live-action Disney movies have shuffled back into theaters with Freakier Friday, a legacy sequel to a remake that sees Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan reprise their body-swapped mother-daughter roles from the 2003 film. Originally slated for Disney+, this Nisha Ganatra-directed cash-in is a strong argument for why some things really ought to stay on the small screen. Mostly because they stink. Everything is pitched at such a shrieky, shrill, over-glossed, sugar-rush volume with such broad, nose-clowning humor that it’s clearly designed for that special breed of Disney Adult, the kind who, like Peter Pan, simply never grew up and probably spent their honeymoon alongside Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Read More

