Out in Theaters: ‘FREE SOLO’

September 27, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Alex Honnold, Documentaries, Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi, Free Solo, Jimmy Chin, National Geographic, Out in Theaters, Reviews 1 Comment

The amygdala, the part of the brain responsible for triggering fear, is a critical component of human evolution. It’s the thing that tells most people not to backflip off a rooftop into a pool. Or warns them not to jump the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle. Or climb the three-thousand-plus face of Yosemite’s El Capitan without a rope. Few people see these death-defying stunts as challenges, testing the utmost limits of man. Many meet their demise in these tournaments with mortality. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS’

September 19, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Cate Blanchett, Eli Roth, Eric Kripke’, Horror, Jack Black, Jon Hutman, Kyle MacLachlan, Out in Theaters, Owen Vaccaro, Reviews, Sunny Suljic 1 Comment

Kids meet Eli Roth. Eli Roth, kids. The horror auteur, infamous for torture porn cornerstone Hostel and – to a lesser degree – gooey meta-slasher Cabin Fever, takes to Amblin-produced PG material with surprising poise. Roth, who up to this point has strictly directed hard-R films, adapts the first of John Bellairs’ twelve-part children’s novels from the 1970s, The House With a Clock in its Walls, proffering a mostly family-friendly vision of dark witchcraft, haunted houses, and misfittery. The tale of woebegone wizardry may never fully clicks into place like the magical clock in its title but this Halloween-tinged creeper should fulfill paperback preteens looking for an age-appropriate spook. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘LIZZIE’

September 19, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Chloë Sevigny, Craig William Macneill, Kristen Stewart, Lizzie, Out in Theaters, Reviews Leave a comment

A killer isn’t born, a killer is made. Or so goes the phrase. If my hours spent to tuning in to “The Last Podcast on the Left” has taught me anything, it’s that the vast majority of serial killers come from deeply troubled homes. This is surely the case for Lizzie Borden. One of the most notorious female killers in history, the well-to-do Borden came from a respectable lineage, one of both prestige and prosperity. In Lizzie, the crumbs for a double homicide are laid inside a household that stewed dark impulses and nasty internal affairs. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘WHITE BOY RICK’

September 13, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Andy Weiss, Bel Powley, Logan Miller, Matthew McCoughanhey, Noah Miller, Out in Theaters, Reviews, Taylour Paige, White Boy Rick, Yann Demange Leave a comment

Detroit. 1984. Industry has dried up. Police and government corruption is a widespread cancer. The city is eating itself alive. Matthew McCoughanhey’s mulleted Rick Sr. laments the rapid decline into gang activity, violence, and drugs. When his son, the eponymous White Boy Rick, asks why they don’t just pick up and haul off, McCoughanhey waxes through a redneck stache, “The lion doesn’t leave the Serengeti.” But not even Toto would bless this foul land. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘THE PREDATOR’

September 11, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Alfie Allen, Augusto Aguilera, Boyd Holbrook, Fred Dekker, Jacob Tremblay, Keegan-Michael Key, Olivia Munn, Out in Theaters, Reviews, Shane Black, Thomas Jane, Trevante Rhodes 2 Comments

Shane Black proves a semi-charmed remedy for the wavering outer space slasher franchise in The Predator, ushering in a new era of the horror-tinged sci-fi action with gutsy enthusiasm and immature brio. A neck-break pace and trademark jet Black humor define this goofy, giddy motion picture about blood-thirsty invaders from outer space come to an American small town right out of a John Mellencamp song. The fourth (or sixth if you count the dreadful Alien cross-over events) installment in the Rastafarian space slayer series manages no shortage of missteps – waddling into the three-pronged crosshair of some hot topic controversy along the way – but comes out the other side as a buoyant, bloody joyride of cinematic ridiculousness that revels in its throwback homaging of the excesses of the 1980s. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘MANDY’

September 10, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Aaron Stewart-Ahn, Andrea Riseborough, Benjamin Loeb, Horror, Johan Johansson, Nicolas Cage, Out in Theaters, Panos Cosmatos, Reviews 1 Comment

If you’ve ever asked yourself “What the fuck did I just watch?” just wait until you get a load of Mandy. The avant-garde metal midnighter from Italian director Panos Cosmatos yields a phantasmagoric descent into hell itself, where none other than Nicholas Cage (in all his unhinged glory) plays a logger named Red Miller who hunts down an LSD-fueled Christian cult and a literal biker gang from hell to avenge the love of his life (Andrea Riseborough, rocking a heavy metal Shelley Duvall look) . Turns out, hell hath no fury like a Nicolas Cage scorned. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘THE NUN’

September 6, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Corin Hardy, Demian Bichir, Gary Dauberman, Horror, Maxime Alexandre, Out in Theaters, Reviews, Taissa Farmiga, The Conjuring, The Nun 1 Comment

‘The Nun’ (a.k.a. ‘Bad Habit’) is a handsome twinkle of a horror movie that’s never developed into a full-bodied anything. It’s a movie that dangles on the precipice of actually being half-decent for quite some time without ever making the effort to, you know, actually be good. Its mid-century Romanian setting is certainly atmospheric, a nod to the far-flung haunts of golden-age horror; it contains some decent acting, both Taissa Farmiga and Demián Bichir are solid enough to headline, if only they were privy to some superior written material; and some of the visual flourishes and cinematography suggest a horror movie well above the average pay-grade. And yet, it’s all pretty much for nothing as The Nun never gels into something of any discernible substance. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘MILE 22’

August 16, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Carlo Alban, Iko Uwais, John Malkovich, Lauren Cohan, Lea Carpenter, Mark Wahlberg, Out in Theaters, Peter Berg, Reviews, Ronda Rousey Leave a comment

Director Peter Berg has never felt the need to hide his right-leaning political posturing in his movies, smuggling an “America First” agenda into the rampant machismo that characterizes films like Lone Survivor and Patriot’s Day. In that capacity, it makes perfect sense why Mark Wahlberg, former underwear model and total A-list douchenozzle, has become his muse and spirit animal – the man is a walking, talking knucklehead who in the public sphere embodies the ideals of shoot first and ask questions later, often making blustery claims about love of country and God above all else, spinning himself into this or that controversy for not being able to keep his trap shut. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘THE MEG’

August 8, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Bingbing Li, Cliff Curtis, Dean Georgaris, Erich Hoeber (, Jason Statham, Jon Hoeber, Jon Turteltaub, Out in Theaters, Page Kennedy, Rainn Wilson, Reviews, The Meg, Winson Chao Leave a comment

Loose lips sink ships in Jon Turteltaub‘s blubbery shark actioner, a ceaselessly talky and endlessly nonsensical ocean-set joyride that should be a hell of a lot more fun than it actually is. Those going in hoping to see an 80-foot shark gnash meddling homo-sapiens to flesh ribbons will find themselves but partially satisfied, destined to wade through the shallows of ungodly writing and forced to endure some of the worst acting in US cineplexes, courtesy of Chinese co-producers and the English-as-a-second-language talent offered up here. Read More

Out in Theaters: ‘UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB’

July 18, 2018 by Matt Oakes Posted in Out in Theaters Tagged Andrew Lees, Betty Gabriel, Chelsea Alden, Colin Woodell, Connor Del Rio, Horror, Out in Theaters, Reviews, Savira Windyani, Stephanie Nogueras, Stephen Susco, Unfriended: Dark Web Leave a comment

The internet is dark and full of terrors. From the Nazi memes of 4Chan to Live Leaks, a website where you can literally watch people get murdered, jet-black corners of the web lurk in waiting. To imagine that there lay a second layer of the internet beyond the scum and villainy readily apparent, a sector where one can purchase illegal drugs, elicit prostitution, even hire paid assassins, is an unsettling reality but a reality none the less; and this is where Unfriended: Dark Web strikes. Read More