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Out in Theaters: GRAVITY

“Gravity”
Directed by
Alfonso Cuarón
Starring Sandra Bullock
, George Clooney, Ed Harris
Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
90 Mins
PG-13

The true star of Gravity is not Sandra Bullock but director Alfonso Cuarón and his crew of special effects wizards. Starting off with a bang, Cuarón opens with a mind-blowing 13-minutes long uncut shot. The dance of Cuarón’s camera quickly establishes the level of head-scratching wonder that will go on to define the film. Floating from on high into tight zooms before zipping into wide pans with a solitary shot, Cuarón’s camera is one of mystifying eloquence, a whodunnit of CGI effects. His uninterrupted camera work displays an immeasurable degree of invisible precision, whether it’s drifting amongst the black canvas of space or capturing cacophonous yet silent explosions. For the miles-from-simple technological feats he has achieved here alone, Cuarón proves he is an undeniable modern master of cinema.

But that fact, in and of itself, doesn’t mean that Gravity is not without its missteps. At times, the script from Cuarón, and son Jonás feels clunky and a bit unnatural. How much this stems from English not being the Cuaróns’ native language is debatable but it at times serves to take us out of the moment, a tragic reminder that this is indeed still a film with people reading their lines. Thankfully, the film is predominantly a silent one and these tell-all bits of dialogue serve more as a relic to the disaster movies of the golden age than lofty, award-seeking self-indulgences. From that limited prowess within the script comes simplicity of storytelling that both elevates Gravity and holds it back from being truly wonderful.


The plot is simple and yet grand. On a routine procedure to install new hardware in the Hubble telescope, Dr. Ryan Stone (Bullock) and seasoned astro-pilot Matt Kowalski (George Clooney) are informed that a Russian missile designed to take out a defunct Cold War-era satellite has triggered a domino effect of hazardous space debris racing towards their vessel. Not only does this mean that everyone on Earth is losing their Wi-Fi at an alarming rate but the Explorer ship on which they arrived soon loses communications with NASA’s Houston. In moments, their ride, along with the lives of its other three crew members (who we never meet), is destroyed and Stone and Kowalski are left stranded in the inhospitality of space.

The disaster movie that follows is somewhat standard in procedure, with the hero constantly getting snagged in one ill-fated coincidence after another. At least in this case, the events surrounding the space rubble accident legitimize much of the unhappy accidents occurring left and right. Coms going down and broken mechanical pieces actually make sense in the context of thousands of shards of satellite debris orbiting like razor blades, faster than speeding bullets.

From the very opening moment of the film to the final slow pan, Cuarón has us hooked. Caught up in an onslaught of cringing tension, the audience is captive to his cinematic ride and, in many ways, it is the tired cliché used to describe lesser action films. This is the definitive movie equivalent of a roller coaster. The immersive set pieces, dexterous camera work, and a foreboding sense of disorientation prevail, making this a film that requires the biggest screen possible and actually legitimizes the 3D surcharge and the trip to the IMAX theater.

But having all the elements of larger-than-life grandeur allows Cuarón to step back at moments and let a sense of claustrophobic isolation slide in and take hold. Ironically enough, this current of claustrophobia is widely prevalent throughout the film. Considering  we’re caught in the endlessness space, it seems counter-intuitive to experience such a weighty feeling of constriction but there’s something about the tight spaces, the constantly dwindling air supply, and the hard-pressed confines of a space suit that make every moment feel trapped, like a snake worming out of its own skin. A moment of silent serenity, reminiscent of Stanley Kubrick‘s 2001, in which Bullock strips off her suit in zero gravity and hovers like a peaceful fetus, suggests more than just a nod to Kubrick. It takes aim at something deep without our psyche, supplanting the rapture of humanity’s natural state. “Is there anything more unnatural than being in space?” Cuarón asks. His fear realized, space stands in stark contrast to the human womb; it’s the anti-life.

As far as its chances go for this year’s Oscars, I count no less than seven Academy Award nominations for Gravity. First and foremost, the award for Best Visual Effects is in the bag. There’s no need to even compete at this point, as an upset in this category is about as impossible as living in space without a spacesuit. It will most certainly be nominated for both Sound categories, Mixing and Editing, and stands a good chance to take home either or both. Cuarón is also highly likely to have his name amongst the Best Directors and for great reason, what he has done here may not quite be an emotional powerhouse but its the movie magic that the Academy, critics, and movie fans love.

Bullock is sure to get a Best Actress nomination, even though it is most likely the least deserving of the bunch and she doesn’t stand much of a chance at actually winning. Best Picture is, again, surely a lock but an unlikely victory. Cinematography from Emmanuel Lubezki (Children of Men) is another likely nomination as the film is spectacularly lit even amongst such a bulk of CGI. Going even deeper, Best Score and Film Editing both hover in the cross hairs and could easily sneak in, especially if one of the above is omitted. 

Gravity is pure entertainment done right and it’s achieved with transcendent technical mastery. Seamlessly blending nail-biting moments of suspense with quiet character moments in the vacuum of space, Cuarón has achieved a rare technical feat that sometimes overwhelms its lingering emotional subplot. But more than anything, it is a staggering success and one that will be appreciated by all. Cuarón has definitely chartered a new course here, setting the effects bar higher still than films like Inception or Avatar. Gravity is simply a game changer.

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AMERICAN HUSTLE's Stacked Cast Gets Character Posters

Anyone invested in this year’s Oscar season already has their eye on David O. Russell‘s American Hustle. Starring Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jeremy Renner, American Hustle tells the somewhat true story of ABSCAM and is poised to be an Oscar frontrunner. While it’s chances at nabbing the biggest slice of the pie are largely unknown (since no one has actually seen it yet), O. Russell’s track record with getting his actors nominated are inimitably high.

For his last film, Silver Linings Playbook, he earned nominations for Bradley Cooper, Robert DeNiro, and Jennifer Lawrence – with Lawrence taking the win. His film prior to that, The Fighter, got four nominations. That pack included Mark Wahlberg, Amy Adams, Christian Bale, and Mellisa Leo – with Leo and Bale both taking home gold.

Considering his gilded track record and the caliber of talent on this project, it’s safe to say that we can expect a high number of Oscar-qualifying performances from American Hustle.

For now, take a look at these character posters and let me know who you think is most likely to get nominated out of these five. Personally, I give the edge to Bale and Adams because both seem to have juicy character roles, but all five are potential contenders.

 

 

 

 

American Hustle is directed by David O. Russell and stars Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Renner, Robert De Niro, Michael Peña, Louis C.K. and Amy Adams. It opens in limited theaters on December 13 and opens wide on December 25.

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Trailer for Judi Dench's Oscar Contender PHILOMENA

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Another one of the many film to come out of this year’s Toronto International Film Festival to rave reviews is Stephen Frears’ (The Queen, High Fidelity) Philomena. In Philomena, “a world-weary political journalist picks up the story of a woman’s search for her son, who was taken away from her decades ago after she became pregnant and was forced to live in a convent.”

Judi Dench stars as the titular Philomena Lee searching for long lost son Martin Sixsmith, played by Steve Coogan (who also helped write the story). Lots has been said about Dench’s performance, making it an almost guaranteed Oscar lock and putting her in strong contention with current frontrunner Cate Blanchett. While the film itself isn’t too likely to grab any of the big Oscar categories, it has a chance in the screenplay department and Dench is all but a guarantee.

Take a look and see if this small British drama is the one for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvIytgxq8QI

Philomena is directed by Stephen Frier and stars Judi Dench, Steve Coogan, Michelle Fairley, Mare Winningham, Simone Lahbib, and Charles Edwards. It hits theaters in limited release on January 10, 2014.

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Jared Leto Looks Like an Oscar Winner in New DALLAS BUYERS CLUB Picture

 

All signs at this point are pointing to Jared Leto (Requiem for a Dream) for year’s Best Supporting Actor. Playing Rayon, a real-life transvestite with AIDS, Leto has undergone a serious physical transformation. Having shed 40 plus pounds (he reportedly stopped counting after forty) for the role, Leto has done very little in his acting career for the past ten years, with his last role four years ago.

After premiering at the Toronto International Film Festival to rave reviews, much of the love for Dallas Buyers Club was targeted at Leto and his heartbreaking performance. While early prognosticators had Matthew McConaughey secured as a serious contender, many overlooked Leto… until they saw him on screen.

Personally, I’m keeping Leto at my top spot in an otherwise lacking field. Competition is sure to ramp up in the coming Oscar-y months but, for now, that Oscar pretty much belongs to Leto.

Dallas Buyers Club is directed Jean-Marc Vallée and stars Matthew McConaughey, Jared Leto, Jennifer Gardner, Steve Zahn, and Kevin Rankin. It hits theaters November 1, 2013.

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JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT Poster Comes As Tom Clancy Goes

 

 

If you haven’t yet heard, Tom Clancy, best-selling American espionage author, has passed away at the age of 66. While I wouldn’t call myself a “huge Clancy fan,” I’ve read a few of his novels (“Rainbow Six” was my favorite) and took a stab at a couple of the many, many games that he’s lent his name to. His most famous character though, Jack Ryan, lives on.

Having already been depicted on screen by Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck and, most famously, Harrison Ford, Chris Pine is now stepping into the role to hopefully launch a new franchise. Following in the footsteps of Clear and Present Danger, Patriot Games, The Hunt for Red October, and The Sum of All Fears, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit will take the ex-marine back to his roots, wrapping him up with a Russian terrorist plot.

The fact that this poster is being released directly on the heels of Clancy’s passing is a little unsettling and, at least, suggests that perhaps the studio is trying to capitalize on his death. Hopefully the intent is not so nefarious, as a man as influential as Clancy deserves more respect than that. 

 

Directed by Kenneth Branagh (who also plays the villain in the film), Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit will also feature Keira Knightley, Kevin Costner, Nonso Anozie, and David Paymer. For now, the film is slated for a Christmas release but, considering the many turning tides of films lately, it’s been rumored to be moving back into January territory. The fact that we’ve yet to see a trailer lends credence to that rumor.

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit is directed by Kenneth Branagh and stars Chris Pine, Keira Knightley, Kevin Costner, Nonso Anozie, and David Paymer. It’s currently set up for a Christmas, 2013 release.

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Dragon Voiced by Benny Cum in New HOBBIT Trailer

 

I think I’ve made it abundantly clear that I didn’t love the last Hobbit film. Certainly that had something to do with seeing it in the incredibly disorienting 48 frames per second format but my biggest issue was with the story itself. Following in the footsteps of the epic – in all senses of the word – Lord of the Rings, this just felt so minor and far too “walk-y”. It might as well have been called The Hobbit: Goes for a Stroll.

At least this second installment in the three part saga, entitled The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, promises a dragon… voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch. Having read the J.R. Tolkien novel many times, I’m still worried that events will be stretched too far in this book. Smaug certainly has a significant role in the story, but I wonder if that’s a tale that director Peter Jackson hopes to spread out into the next film, making this one just another placeholder in the Hobbit franchise.

Anyone who has watched BBC’s Sherlock will definitely get a kick out of the fact that Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, Sherlock and Watson respectively on the show, will be playing witty enemies. One is a dragon and one is a hobbit but they are both willing to joust intellectually for a bunch of gold.

Take a look at the trailer and see if this looks better than the first one.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is directed by Peter Jackson and stars Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian McKellen, Hugo Weaving, Luke Evans, Cate Blanchette, Evangeline Lilly, Richard Artmitage, Elijah Wood, Christopher Lee, Andy Serkis, and Stephen Fry. It hits theaters over this holiday season on December 13.

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Talking With William Cusick of WELCOME TO NOWHERE

There is some mystic magic in independent cinema. Having the freedom to express raw emotion without the framework of a studio-approved “story” gives one the freedom to experiment in new mediums. With Welcome to Nowhere (Bullet Hole Road), director William Cusick has captured something raw, something grimy, and something disgusting. While perhaps not for the casual viewer, his film expresses hallucinatory emotional turmoil in shifting visual splashes, stark against the hallmarks of American peace and prosperity.

Check out conversation and find a link to the film below:
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Your aesthetic palette in the film shifts between gritty realism and over-exposed comic book textures. What made you approach the film in that stylish regard and how do you think it plays into the overall tone of the film?

William Cusick: The inspiration for Welcome to Nowhere (Bullet Hole Road) originally came from the gritty 60’s and 70’s classic road movies – those original desert road films that had an edge, a sense of danger – outlaws and searchers exploring the vast expanse of America and finding only death, despair and loneliness. Deconstructing those ideas and retiling them inside a surrealist framework lays emphasis on the non-narrative aspects of our film and brings the audience’s comprehension into play while they view it. This film isn’t about story, it’s about shifting moods, yearning, wandering and drifting – states of mind that are more interesting than one single narrative plot. The push and pull between the in-camera real world and various constructed dream worlds layers the film with visual interest and creates a dialogue between what might be perceived as real within the world of the characters, and what might be perceived as the hyper-real manifestations of the characters’ themselves. 

I’ve been working with animator and visual effects designer Jonathan Weiss for years creating videos and we’ve been incredibly interested in creating independent films that are driven by visual effects and animation – largely because we really want to see them, but also because of the possibilities for creating genuinely dreamlike experiences. Welcome to Nowhere was really our first attempt at creating something long form in this style. 

There’s no doubt that a lot of material is grim. Was it emotionally tough doing a shoot that involved suicide, drug overdoses, murder, and prostitution? 

WC: We were working with great actors that made it possible to approach the material with the right level of trust and gravity. Nick Bixby, Brian Greer, Cara Francis, Lorraine Mattox, Ryan Holsopple, Stephanie Silver and Tina Balthazar all brought great ideas to the set day after day, and made it comfortable for everyone to investigate these situations and ideas in a safe environment.

What is the overall message you want people to take away from the film?

WC
: Films can be anything. There is a huge gap between independent cinema and video art, and this is the space that I’m exploring. American Art House cinema has drifted further and further into homogeny, most of the films maintain neatly arranged storylines with predictable plot points and easily summed up narratives that seem to be based on Save The Cat or other screenplay formulas. If Eraserhead were released in 2013 it would possibly disappear under the glut of the dozens of “art house” films that are flooding the market.

In a lot of way, the medium is the message with Welcome to Nowhere (Bullet Hole Road) – it’s the first long form experimentation I’ve created for the screen, and I hope that it turns viewers onto the idea that films can be anything and that it’s worth spending time musing over them, as we would a book of poems, or a novel or an album of music. One of the greatest compliments I received on the film came from Don Simpson, the editor at Smells Like Screen Spirit when he thanked me for creating “such an intriguing and challenging film.” What are you planning on doing next? 

WC: My next film is called Pop Meets the Void, a surrealist dark comedy about a musician who’s struggling to write and record his first album in obscurity. The film is split into seven parallel narratives that overlap, crisscross, intertwine and seemingly never end. We’ll be using a similar stylistic combination of live-action and motion graphics animation that we developed on Welcome to Nowhere. 

We’re currently raising funds on Kickstarter for Pop Meets the Void, and we need to reach $35,000 by October 17th. We’re looking for smart and adventurous film lovers to support our film by pre-ordering it this fall. Please become a backer now –

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/williamcusick/pop-meets-the-void-feature

Pop Meets the Void will start shooting this fall in NYC and Allentown, PA, and we’ll be announcing the cast on Kickstarter in the coming weeks. TaraFawn Marek is producing the film, she also produced Welcome to Nowhere (Bullet Hole Road). And I’ve written the entire soundtrack to Pop Meets the Void with co-composers Jeffrey Doto & Kyle Rothermel. 
 

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William would like to say to all interested in giving it a peek: “I would only ask that viewers watch and enjoy the film with an open mind – with no expectations, only a willingness to be taken on a strange journey for an hour. “

Welcome to Nowhere (Bullet Hole Road) is streaming for free online until Oct 17, on NoBudge.

http://nobudge.com/main/9/16/online-premiere-welcome-to-nowhere-bullet-hole-road

 

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2014 Oscar Race Loses Some Serious Contenders

Last week, two serious Oscar contenders declared that they would no longer be vying for the golden ticket this year, as they’ve been pushed to 2014. Boththe Nicole Kidmanstar-vehicle Grace of Monaco and Bennett Miller‘sFoxcatcher with Steve Carrell, Channing Tatum and Mark Ruffalo were originally scheduled for Oscar-qualifying releases this fall but due to “not being finished” have been pushed into the next year.

What is still unclear at this point is whether they will be released in the first quarter of the new year in a period known as “the dumping ground.” Infamous for being a period of flops and failures, the early months of any year don’t usually see much in terms of Oscar chances. On the flip side of the spectrum, since the competition is low, it’s often an easy month for better quality films to sweep up the floor.

Another film on the heels of a move is Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio‘s much anticipated The Wolf of Wall Street. Apparently, that film is also not on track to hit it’s November 15 release date and will indefinitely be delayed to a later date. While lots of speculation has suggested that the move will mean a push into 2014, there is still a chance that it makes an Oscar qualifying run in mid-to-late December.

Considering how crowded the release calendar already is for December and how Scorsese’s penultimate film, Shutter Island, make an unexpected boat-ton of money with an early year release, there’s really factors that could mean a shift to both sides of the fence. My hope is that we do see Wolf sometime soon as I’m a huge Leo and Scorsese fan and have high hopes for the film. Having to wait until next year’s fall season would be a huge bummer.

Films shifting unexpectedly is no new phenomenon but having these three big contenders all up and bailing in the span of a week really blows a hole in this year’s ceremonies. A strange coincidence? Maybe. Or perhaps everyone is a little frightened on the heels of the outpouring of love for 12 Years a Slave.

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Out in Theaters: ENOUGH SAID

“Enough Said”
Directed by Nicole Holofcener
Starring Julia Louis Dreyfus, James Gandolfini, Catherine Keener, Toni Collette, Ben Falcone, Tracey Fairaway, Michaela Watkins
Comedy
93 Mins
PG-13

The passing of James Gandolfini delivered a wrecking-ball wallop to the artistic community. Those who knew him described him as being closer in nature to a teddy bear than the character he was most known for portraying – the volatile Tony Soprano. In light of this fact, his role as Albert in Enough Said is probably the most soul-bearing role he has ever portrayed. Revealing a portly puppy dog who  wants acceptance and love more than anything, this may very well be the closest we’ve ever come to truly understanding the emotional complexity residing behind Gandolfini’s soulful eyes. While it would be a touch disingenuous to call his work here a “knockout,” his performance is thoughtfully restrained and bitingly honest in every way imaginable.

To watch this film and not be transported into thoughts of what Gandolfini might have done next is difficult to skirt around but it’s a task that we, the audience, are charged with while watching. But as both a reminder of his talent and a way of saying goodbye to the man, Enough Said has more than enough to say, especially in terms of the massive talent of its two stars. 

Julia Louis Dreyfus, hot off a big win at the Emmys for her role on the hit HBO series, Veep, plays Eva, a single mother who gets tangled up in a new, complicated relationship with Gandolfini’s Albert. Having just met a new client and friend in Catherine Keener‘s poet Marianne at the same gathering where she met Albert, Eva soon comes to realize that the new man in her life is the ex-husband of the new friend in her life. Obviously, moral complications arise from her not letting either party in on her big secret as she continues to pursue both relationships with reckless abandon.

Rationalizing her role in both Albert and Marianne’s lives, Eva convinces herself that by utilizing Marianne’s weathered knowledge of Albert as a husband and lover both, she can potentially save herself some time by getting all the dirty details up front rather than having to wait around for them to bear their ugly heads. But even while using Marianne as an unknowing rat, Eva can’t really grasp the barrage of complaints as she sees Albert as a kind and funny man, regardless of his rotund stature.

At one point, Eva asks close friend Sarah, played Toni Collette, employing her homegrown Australian accent, whether her ex-husband is unlovable or if he’s just not the right person for her. Are there some people who just aren’t worthy of loving or is love just a series of calculations and miscalculations, a series of experiments towards a more perfect chemistry. It’s clear that Eva has answered her own question in the process of asking it but still continues to extract information like a CIA mole. Subtle moments like these dig deeper into the emotional subtext than can be expected from the bumbling faux-drama of the romantic comedy framework. While Enough Said is undeniably a rom-com, it’s the rare one that works.

Clearly demonstrative of the mature nature of director and screenwriter Nicole Holofcener, these heavy-hitting examinations of what makes a relationship “good” are grounded in a reality where we all live, one that posits that the familiar adage, “It’s not you, it’s me” is more than reasonable excuse for a relationship’s conclusion. Like a six-piece puzzle for children, it’s clear that some pieces just aren’t meant to fit, no matter how hard you try to jam them together.

Try though you may to make a relationship work, once you’ve finally washed your hands of it, it’s easy to see the proverbial tears in the fabric and ensuing incompatibilities set in motion from day one. As the old adage of psychology goes, hindsight is 20/20 and there’s no need to beat yourself up for it too much. Some things just aren’t meant to be but getting to that realization is a learning process in itself. We all make mistakes, Holofcener’s film says, but can we learn from them?

Thankfully, she’s been around the block enough times to actually understand the underlying message of her film enough to titillate the audience. In many regards, Dreyfus is a vehicle for Holofcener’s battling conscious – the good angel and bad angel arguing over which road is best. We feel her presence in Dreyfus and it makes for a sense of honesty uncommon for the genre. In parsing genuine feeling from stereotypical emotional arcs, Holofcener, Dreyfus, and Gandolfini have gotten to the truth of the matter rather than re-constituting freeze-dried bags of romcom tropes.

When Eva’s promising new relationship starts wearing quicker than it would under normal circumstances – her mind filled with stories of Albert’s slobbish gluttony and general immaturity – the glimmer of hope for mid-life companionship begins to flicker. We watch, silently judging Eva’s sly game and yet to chide her actions unconditionally is to say that hers is a position we could never see ourselves in. I don’t know about you, but the opportunity to unearth someone’s dirty laundry before we get in bed with them (so to speak) is one that’s hard to pass up for any reasonably damaged human being.

By putting these reasonably challenging questions on display, Enough Said feels like it has a sense of purpose. It’s abundantly evident that no one here is in it for the paycheck (particularly Dreyfus, who is worth a staggering three billion, with a b, dollars) and that this passion project is propelled by bona-fide passion. It does have moments where it drags its feet and some clunky adherence to genre clichés – a gag-worthy moment in the airport is particularly slack-lined – but those are largely overcome by the inspired chemistry between Dreyfus and Gandolfini – a woman set to continue on her string of victories and a man who will be dearly missed.

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Out in Theaters: BAGGAGE CLAIM

“Baggage Claim”
Directed by David E. Talbert
Starring Paula Patton, Derek Luke, Taye Diggs, Jill Scott, Boris Kodjoe, Adam Brody, Jennifer Lewis, Tia Mowry-Hardrict, Affion Crockett
Comedy
96 Mins
PG-13

Many movies fishing for broadest appeal follow a basic formula: no high concepts, transparent plotlines, and shallow character work with the bonus of mass reliability, a few laughs, and a happy ending – in a word: junk food. Baggage Claim, written and directed by playwright David E. Talbert, is more junk food.

There are many flimsy premises at play here which the audience has to accept if they want to follow the plot at all, however unlikely and thrown together it may be. There are scattered laughs, a love story, and that coveted happy ending, but they are hardly enough to cover up the potholes in both plot  and message. Where Baggage Claim should take a stand, it dithers; where it should be a breath of fresh air, it’s derivative and stale.

 
The plot follows Paula Patton (Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocool, Precious) as Montana Moore, a flight-attendant-cum-Old-Maid who’s unlucky in love and has the luck to be a bridesmaid – again, the movie stresses – for her college sophomore sister’s wedding. Her mother, played by Jenifer Lewis, has been married five times and is ashamed that Mo hasn’t yet gotten hitched or have any prospects, prompting Patton to go on a tour of her exes, a la Hi Fidelity, in order to find a loving, beautiful, and well-endowed man to attend the rehearsal dinner with her.
 
With the help of her flight attendant coworkers Sam (Adam Brody) and Gail (Jill Scott) and a bevy of other supportive employees of Trans Atlantic Airlines where she works, Mo flies back and forth across the United States in order to “bump into” her exes and try them on for size.
 
Montana, played by ever-ebullient Patton, is so innocent and hooked on man-finding, kid-birthing psychobabble that she comes across as more of an archetypical everygirl than a deeper character. As the action unfolds, it’s hard to be sure whether the character was originally intended to be that naive or if the sagging script – which sound like excerpts from “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus” – have just made her so. Patton is light and wonderful though, and it makes you wish that her chemistry with her paramours was more tangible rather dealt with in montage or in between cuts. You wish even more that her laughter and her wistfulness had better character definition to fall back onto.
 
The comedy inter-spliced throughout Baggage Claim is either based on barely-explained premises or are one-offs by characters that dot the periphery – a true shame because they’re some of the funnier players in the film. Brody (One Tree Hill) andScott’s odd couple coworkers deliver some well-timed clips and the ensemble of love interests and other coworkers, including especially memorable moments by TSA security checker Cedric, played by Affion Crockett, and one of Montana’s ex-boyfriend’s “crazy” girlfriend, played by Tia Mowry-Hardrict. The good moments these side characters are given are too short and you get the impression that these interludes could have made for a much better movie if given more focus.
 
Talbert, who’s renowned for his plays and has won numerous awards for them, has taken a dive on Baggage Claim – in addition to his earlier film First Sunday – in parroting tropes and “baggage” that the rom-com genre has picked up over the decades. The premise of the movie and all the happy accidents that happen along the way barely stand up to scrutiny, and moments that are even a little tender or funny are quickly ruined by clunky writing. You get the sense that Talbert, who must know better, is trying to cash in on the spate of bridesmaid-related films we’re getting these days without adding anything that isn’t falsely played-out.
 
 
This disappointing trend continues as the action progresses. Despite each of their single, unforgivable flaws, almost all of Montana’s exes are now well-to-do, moneyed, and chivalrous in sharing with her – the only one of many to not still interested in her being gay, and only depicted as such in brief montage.
 
As we explore her exes’ flaws in sequence, womanizing and casual racism are given the same weight as cheating in Montana’s book. By the end of the film, Montana has finally found a ringer: an attractive, cultured, moneyed, and world-traveling ex who treats her right. Strangely, the inevitable montage of them on the roof of a hotel is one of the best shots of the film. It doesn’t last though; we’ve known from the first half hour who she was really going to end up, and this is just more aggrandizing possibility before the climax.
 
It’s this transparency and easy telegraphing that makes this film so easy to follow, and given Patton’s bubbly performance and consummate poise, it would almost be excusable if not for the writing. Platitudes about loving yourself and not bending to the pressure of your family or peers in love saturates the tired premise in a way that any viewer of at least a couple romantic comedies knows within the first 15-minutes that they’ve seen this movie before.  Even Patton’s competent acting can’t save her from the truisms and inherent hypocrisy of her lines, standing independent and strong just up until the ending matrimonial money shots.
 
 
With the real-deal chemistry taking place almost entirely off screen, what takes place onscreen is such a saccharine modern fairytale that it’s gag-worthy, complete with champagne, yachts, jacuzzis and rose petals. Patton makes you want to suspend your disbelief, but Talbert’s writing has reached a zero point of romantic comedy clichés that are more than memorable. Not even the hunks this unprecedently well-connected flight attendant has lining up for her can gloss over how sappy and predictable each of their characters are. With no suspense, no sustained laughs, and about as much real romance as a Hallmark card, Baggage Claim is more of the same without having the benefit of a more original story.
 
In quick summation, Baggage Claim offers little new and fewer things memorable or worthwhile. Patton’s charm and the comedy of the supporting cast don’t cover up for the sour writing, tired direction, or clunky plotting. This all brings to mind a prevailing adage for film: “You can’t shoot your way out of a bad script.” Although for some this may be an overlookable offense, this pile of overused clichés is saccharine to the point of inedibility, sending viewers scurrying for meaning. That process is like trying to find vitamins in a Twinkie so I’d advise anyone searching for a satisfying romantic movie to look somewhere else.

D+