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Probably hates your favorite movie. Since 2012.

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In-depth film reviews, rated A through F, from someone who definitely thinks he knows more about movies than you.

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Out in Theaters: 3 DAYS TO KILL

Out in Theaters: 3 DAYS TO KILL

When it comes down to it, 3 Days to Kill exceeds expectations like a 4th grader jumping hurdles at the district track meet. Costner has come a long way since…

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Out in Theaters: THE WIND RISES

Out in Theaters: THE WIND RISES

Is The Wind Rises Mizayaki's masterpiece? Certainly not. But it's an intriguing work nonetheless. It lacks the jubilant capriciousness of Mizayski's prior filmography, a thing ineffably harder and more coarse…

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Out in Theaters: ROBOCOP

Out in Theaters: ROBOCOP

Gone are the lampooning moments of levity that flowed from the originals, replaced with the likes of Batman-mimicking "Does it come in black?" For those seeking action-packed escapism, look elsewhere…

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Out in Theaters: THE PAST

Out in Theaters: THE PAST

The character dynamics carry weighty gravitas and their tempered interactions hue closely to the real world but, for me, movies are at least partially about escapism and there's no semblance…

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Out in Theaters: THE MONUMENTS MEN

Out in Theaters: THE MONUMENTS MEN

One thing is abundantly clear at this junction, Clooney's art junkie project was certainly not moved from its original release date to "fix up the effects." Columbia must have know…

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Out in Theaters: THE LEGO MOVIE

Out in Theaters: THE LEGO MOVIE

Going back to the kids, those sugar-stuffed Ritalinites are sure to just eat this up as the partially CGI, partially stop-motion visual style is mind-boggling enough to make even a…

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Out in Theaters: LABOR DAY

Out in Theaters: LABOR DAY

Strangely enough, in the throes of this hackneyed love drama Reitman tries to ratchet up some invisible tension with a syncopated score reminiscent of a 90's spy thriller complete with…

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Out in Theaters: THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

Out in Theaters: THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

Hateful and misogynist dreck that The Awkward Moment is all just boils down to a less clever modern retelling of Josh Harnett's 40 Days and 40 Nights, tone deaf to…

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Out in Theaters: LONE SURVIVOR

Out in Theaters: LONE SURVIVOR

Backed up by blinding cinematography from Tobias A. Schliessler and an agonizingly plucky score (a throwback to Berg's Friday Night Light days) courtesy of a Steve Jablonsky, Explosions in the…