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Probably hates your favorite movie. Since 2012.

FILM REVIEWS

In-depth film reviews, rated A through F, from someone who definitely thinks he knows more about movies than you.

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Out in Theaters: MCFARLAND USA

Out in Theaters: MCFARLAND USA

That isn't to say that it doesn't actually work though. In fact, McFarland USA can be downright rousing, with Antônio Pinto's soaring eagle score (complimented by Terry Stacey's flag-brandishing cinematography) borderline…

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Out in Theaters: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

Out in Theaters: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

The ensuing comedy peters between the deadpan and the slapstick, with comic zingers often slipping under the radar matched by physical comedy - like Nick and Deacon taking to the…

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Out in Theaters: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Out in Theaters: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

At the screening I attended, they distributed Fifty Shades fashioned blindfolds before the showing. You wouldn't be worse off wearing it during the film.

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Out in Theaters: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE

Out in Theaters: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE

There are a few notable sequences that feature spotty CGI work (Eggsy's mid-air, knife-tipped shoe stab makes him look like a plastic action figure) but in the center of Kingsman…

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Out in Theaters: LEVIATHAN

Out in Theaters: LEVIATHAN

This begs the question: is Zvyagintsev's film a condemnation of his country? According to his own statements, no. "I am deeply convinced that, whatever society each and every one of…

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Out in Theaters: JUPITER ASCENDING

Out in Theaters: JUPITER ASCENDING

What is truly visionary in terms of set production, lavish costumery and creature design results in something totally and tonally defunct in the story department. As Eddie Redmayne greedily dismantles…

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Out in Theaters: THE BOY NEXT DOOR

Out in Theaters: THE BOY NEXT DOOR

Step Up's Guzman is awful in the leading man's shoes, all kinds of ham and cheese in a role that might have even thrived in the hands of a Dan…

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Out in Theaters: THE WEDDING RINGER

Out in Theaters: THE WEDDING RINGER

Striking at the potent middle ground where sentiment and humor meet, The Wedding Ringer caps off with an emotionally-rending third act that, although predictable, features some of Hart's most genuine…

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Out in Theaters: PADDINGTON

Out in Theaters: PADDINGTON

Though the third act fails to get off the ground - literally and figuratively - in much of the same ways that the first two do, the accordant motif of…

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Out in Theaters: BLACKHAT

Out in Theaters: BLACKHAT

The hacker thriller is a tough cookie to crack and has led to more certifiably misfires than any other action subgenre I can summon (yes, even more so than the…