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Earning Its Lumps, ‘FATMAN’ Is Neither Naughty Nor Nice Enough 

Fatman’s bizarro Christmas movie pitch is multifaceted in its oddness. Mel Gibson plays a weathered and worn right-wing version of Chris Cringle. Ole Santa slams brews at the local bar, shoots cans off barbed wire fences and uses his omniscience to scare a tempted husband off the scent of an inviting barmaid. You see, Santa is losing the faith as the parents of the world create fewer and fewer children deserving of Christmas presents and his government-contracted paycheck reflects this shortage of joy. Enter a rich, entitled mob boss of a 10-year old brat (Chance Hurstfield) who has tired of coal in his stocking and so hires a holiday-obsessed assassin (played by Walton Goggins) to claim the head of the Fatman as retribution.  Read More

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Out in Theaters: ‘TOMB RAIDER’ 

The history of Lara Croft is the history of female video game characters. Debuting in 1996 with the very first Tomb Raider game for PC, Playstation and the now forgotten Sega Saturn, Lara Croft, though shakily animated in early 3-D rendering, has long stood the female equivalent to the predominantly male adventurer/archeologist figure throughout the video game and cinematic world. Angelina Jolie achieved superstardom cramming into a skin-tight black wife beater and sporting a fistful of pistols as the titular character in the largely maligned 2001 Simon West adaptation, which saw a slightly less maligned, but less financially successful, sequel drop in 2006. The plug was soon pulled on Jolie’s tomb raiding days. Enjoying a celebrated franchise reboot in 2013 courtesy of publisher Square Enix, the game itself has never been better and the folks crammed into smart Hollywood suits wisely cast rising star Alicia Vikander to put a new spin on the resurrected character.  Read More

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Blu-Ray Review: ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’

Synopsis:  “While racing toward the town of Red Rock in post-Civil War Wyoming, bounty hunter John “The Hangman” Ruth (Kurt Russell) and his fugitive prisoner (Jennifer Jason Leigh) encounter another bounty hunter (Samuel L. Jackson) and a man who claims to be a sheriff. Hoping to find shelter from a blizzard, the group travels to a stagecoach stopover located on a mountain pass. Greeted there by four strangers, the eight travelers soon learn that they may not make it to their destination after all.” Read More