A limp and uninspired sequel that lacks a reason to exist and memorable tunes, Moana 2 washes ashore with all the grace of a dazed hermit crab—a lightweight spectacle scuttling for purpose. Much ado has already been made about its metamorphosis from a Disney+ series to a full-fledged, theatrically-released tentpole for the animation arm of the studio but it’s fair to point out that this creative retooling can be felt all over the final product. It’s a tedious sequel that doesn’t seek to engage anyone over the age of 12, adrift without purpose, slogging from one unremarkable set piece to the next, unmoored by instantly forgettable musical numbers. It’s one of Disney’s most baffling creative misfires in recent memory – even if it’s not a box office miss like Disney’s previous two efforts – is remains narratively empty and as uncharted as the ocean depths it pretends to explore. Read More