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In-depth film reviews, rated A through F, from someone who definitely thinks he knows more about movies than you.

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Out in Theaters: TOP FIVE

Out in Theaters: TOP FIVE

As news of the Sony inner circle and their utter distain for Adam Sandler films makes the unfortunate internet rounds, there couldn't be a better time for Chris Rock to…

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Out in Theaters: FOXCATCHER (2)

Out in Theaters: FOXCATCHER (2)

Some people collect stamps. Others Beanie Babies. John du Pont wanted to collect talent. He wanted to bunch it all up in his verdant Pennsylvania farm and own it for…

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Out in Theaters: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2

Out in Theaters: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2

Yes, Jennifer Aniston and her carnal explicitness busted my gut. Pine proved (yet again) that maybe comedy is what he was made for. And Day, Bateman and Sudeikis are all…

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Out in Theaters: THE HEART MACHINE

Out in Theaters: THE HEART MACHINE

Since the inception of apps literally designed to track down horny people in the closest possible vicinity, the world of relationships increasingly invokes a compartmentalization of love and sex. To…

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Out in Theaters: JOHN WICK

Out in Theaters: JOHN WICK

John Wick eventually admits that it is in fact just the straight-forward actioner you've hoped it would transcend - with an ending you could forecast from 30 minutes in -…

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Out in Theaters: CAMP X-RAY

Out in Theaters: CAMP X-RAY

As Ali and Amy's lives become intertwined, their relationship shifts, opening up the opportunity for conversation among equals. With this table set, a pensive and powerful exchange unfolds about what…

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Out in Theaters: YOUNG ONES

Out in Theaters: YOUNG ONES

A riveting series of chapters of once upon a time in the future west, Young Ones spins a unique take on clutching onto one's manifest destiny. Rich with morose mood,…

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Out in Theaters: ST. VINCENT

Out in Theaters: ST. VINCENT

By most accounts, St. Vincent shouldn't work. It's too tender in some parts, too chewy in others, like a microwaved steak. The conveniences are many, the happy resolution unnaturally tidy.…

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Out in Theaters: KILL THE MESSENGER

Out in Theaters: KILL THE MESSENGER

If she were a best friend, you'd send her kicking and screaming to a mental institution for delusions of grandeur. If they were your employee, you'd fire them for flagrant…