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In-depth film reviews, rated A through F, from someone who definitely thinks he knows more about movies than you.

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Off-Target, Annoying ‘NEXT GOAL WINS’ Misses Wide 

Off-Target, Annoying ‘NEXT GOAL WINS’ Misses Wide 

‘Next Goal Wins’ is a cliche-driven, pop-culture-reference-drenched, empty collection of underdog sports dramas with a side of sedated comedy. It’s Taika Waititi’s worst effort to date.

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‘DUMB MONEY’ A Meme Movie With Moderate Returns

‘DUMB MONEY’ A Meme Movie With Moderate Returns

Dumb Money has a lot going for it, including one of the more compelling ensemble casts of 2023, and Gillespie finds broad mainstream appeal in his approach, but it's hard…

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Nolan’s Three-Hour Biopic Opus ‘Oppenheimer’ is Not Da Bomb

Nolan’s Three-Hour Biopic Opus ‘Oppenheimer’ is Not Da Bomb

In his latest endeavor, ‘Oppenheimer’, Christopher Nolan presents a dense, sprawling, and isolating biopic that, unfortunately, veers towards excessive tedium, often obscuring moments of true magnificence within its labyrinthine narrative.