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In-depth film reviews, rated A through F, from someone who definitely thinks he knows more about movies than you.

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Out in Theaters: ‘HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES’ 

Out in Theaters: ‘HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES’ 

‘How to Talk to Girls at Parties’ doesn’t have the cult appeal of John Cameron Mitchell’s ‘Hedwig’ but this experimental genre-bender is a wildly off-center punk-rock-tinged sci-fi-romantic romp, despite being…

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Out in Theaters: ‘I KILL GIANTS’ 

Out in Theaters: ‘I KILL GIANTS’ 

A suspiciously similar cousin to 'A Monster Calls', 'I Kill Giants' attempts to hem a tragic coming-of-age story into a metaphorical journey of loss that involves a child’s overactive imagination and,…

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Out in Theaters: ‘TOMB RAIDER’ 

Out in Theaters: ‘TOMB RAIDER’ 

Alicia Vikander proves more than worthy of filling the shoes of Lara Croft in this hit-and-miss adaptation of the video game character. Despite a killer leading lady, a few strong…

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Out in Theaters: ’12 STRONG’

Out in Theaters: ’12 STRONG’

A glossy war propaganda movie trojan horsed as a hero’s journey, ’12 Strong’ is *almost* good but never  quite manages to unseat its jingoistic tendencies, galloping to mediocrity on the…

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Out in Theaters: ‘THE COMMUTER’

Out in Theaters: ‘THE COMMUTER’

What you see is what you get with ‘The Commuter’, the latest in wash-rinse-repeat Liam Neeson in a vehicle action-thrillers. A silly script, lame supporting characters and a businesslike performance…

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Out in Theaters: ‘CALL ME BY YOUR NAME’ 

Out in Theaters: ‘CALL ME BY YOUR NAME’ 

‘Call Be My Your Name’ is a picturesque portrait of irresistible romance led by emotionally naked performances from Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer. Gorgeous to look at but with a…

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Out in Theaters: ‘DOWNSIZING’

Out in Theaters: ‘DOWNSIZING’

‘Downsizing’ puts its solid cast to good use, has a handful of rather funny moments and definitely seems to have a lot to say, but it fails to capitalize on…

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Out in Theaters: ‘ROMAN J. ISRAEL, ESQ.’ 

Out in Theaters: ‘ROMAN J. ISRAEL, ESQ.’ 

Denzel Washington sells ‘Roman J. Israel, Esq.’ as best he can but his tic-loaded portrayal of a gifted esquire who bites from the apple of temptation isn’t enough to overlook…

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Out in Theaters: ’JUSTICE LEAGUE’

Out in Theaters: ’JUSTICE LEAGUE’

‘Justice League’ is an improvement over the dreary, dark ‘Batman v. Superman’ but can’t manage to jam a bunch of new characters, a lame villain, and a eye-rolling world domination…

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Out in Theaters: ‘MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS’

Out in Theaters: ‘MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS’

Not worth boarding, 'Murder on the Orient Express' has a heck of a time investing audiences in its rather unengaging mystery. A talky whodunit whose dialogue is often stiff and…